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She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining

Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling

Created on 2006-07-23 03:13:19 (#10731196), last updated 2009-11-24

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Name:ohlulz
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That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better stuffed into the neck of a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window.  Let's fucking do it and never look back.



I went to a dinner where there was a full 10 minutes of Holy Grail quotes exchanged, with no context, in lieu of conversation.  It depressed me badly.



With reasonable assumptions about latitude and body shape, how much time might she gain them?  Note: whatever the answer, sunrise always comes too soon. (Also, is it worth it if she throws up?)


Could be worse.  The last guy in that situation fell for one of the transient trumpeting angels.


no stank you
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